Howdy everyone,

I hope everyone that celebrates Easter had an eggselent Easter (sorry) and everyone that doesn't erm hope you had a good weekend?

Today instead of me blabbering on about stuff,we (you and me) are going to embark on an adventure(ooooh), a tale of woe and tragedy, (ahhhhhhhh) an experience so great (gasp!)-it might just be the best thing you ever witness.Ever.WE are going to bask in the awesome-ness of my school bag.

Yes my school bag.

Before I unveil it's SASSY-NESS to the world of the internet I have to warn you,that you may be subject to intense feelings of spite and envy towards me, and that is completely understandable as my bag is pretty dang SWELL. But remember,the feelings are temporary and you still love me and love reading my blog :) so don't forget to keep reading and share with your friends:))))))

Okay.

I am ready.

Are you ready?

Prepare yourself.

Here's some inspirational music to listen to whilst you look at my bag:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-TZjuBDLRQ

BANG!

HERE IT IS:

AFTER ALL THAT THE PICTURE COMES OUT RUBBISH HFGJKHUYJGFYFVGHGBOIJHOOHGCDFXBVBMNFVKDHGJVBDFNHJSVFDXZCGVNBM,NBVCFXDFXCGHJBHVCGXFDCGNKJ9(you know what this means) MY JUGULAR VEIN IS BOOGY-ING FGHJKL,KJHBVGFCDGHJHFDRFCGVHJIOKLJHYGTFRDEFGHJILOKJHGFDCGVHKLJHGFCGVHJ

Here are some other pictures of my bag(found online because apparently my camera is incapable of taking decent pictures grrrrrr) :



Yes,that's me(looking my best).
Yes,my shell is slightly deflated(this picture was taken about 3 milliseconds after me receiving it)
Yes,I am a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
Yes, I know I am too cool for words.
And yes,I know you are jealous,but as a wiseman once said, 'don't hate me cos you ain't me'.