Good afternoon people,
I have been told off by a reader(thanks for reading) and been told that I should 'write more about fashion as it is a fashion blog'. So here I am being all serious,writing about fashion. Seriously. Here goes. Seriously.

As the weather has been disgraceful here in London lately,(seen a few polar bears roaming around outside tescos) instead of going out to the shops to stare longingly at things I cannot afford, I decided to do some online shopping from the comfort of my kitchen table.(still staring longingly at things I can't afford but from behind a screen) I checked out  misguided.co.uk and boohoo.com to find something jazzy that you can't get on the highstreet.

Misguided are really rocking the monochrome look (black and white fresh of the catwalk don't cha know) AND the neons (did I not predict neons would be big?) So basically all this post is about is me being able to gloat to the world I TOLD YOU SO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAA.

That felt good.

But yeah check out misguided for some funky monochrome dresses.
http://www.missguided.co.uk/clothing/trends/monochrome

I ordered the Juliana Monochrome Skater Dress (or something like that).

The monochrome patterned dresses can be great if you, like me, were not blessed with curves,as they create an illusion of curves (monochrome is like the Derren Brown of the fashion world). The past-the-knee length dresses look great if you are petite(or tall) and they can create the illusion of erm, taller-ness (by elongating the body). Just PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE be careful with midi dresses and skirts,especially if you are er, on the portly side shall we say,they can make you look short and, even more portly, shall we say?

BUT YEAH I WAS RIGHT HAHHAHAHHAAA.

Okay I will stop(I can see those views decreasing as we speak) but this is a lesson dear ones, to listen to Auntie Nadia in the future. (is that only cool when Gok Wan says it?)

Yep,Nadia's a pretty cool name for pre-t-t-y cool people,I know.