Bonjour mon petite cyber croissants,

Okay,today I have to rant about something that really gets to me, before I start can I just say I am all for having your own individual style and being free to call it your own style and what not but DON'T CALL YOURSELF FASHIONABLE IF YOU WEAR JORDANS. Please.

THEY ARE POSSIBLY THE FUGLIEST (yes I said fugly) MONSTROSITIES I HAVE EVER WITNESSED IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE 16 YEARS OF EXISTENCE(and I've been to Scotland, there are lots of ugly people there, joking I love you Scotland*)


They look bad enough on boys,but on girls...tres merde.
 I really need to calm down, I'm getting angry thinking about them.



Sorry, what shape is that exactly? It looks like it was made for a frog's foot.




The more pictures I look at the more I want to hurt someone.

I can't
I just can't
even
finish
my sentence.

They make me WANT those ratchet ass spike nails, I spent so long hating, so that I can scratch my eyes out. ( here's the link to the spike nails post http://girlinthecowboyboots.blogspot.co.uk/2013_08_01_archive.html )


I thought I was gonna black out for a few seconds there.
Then I saw these:


Girl in the cowboy boots will stop writing on her blog as she is currently in hospital, recovering from a small internal explosion in the nether regions of her islets of Langerhans. (not going to lie to you, I asked my mum for a funny sounding part of the body she said that, I don't even know where it is.)







*I am only joking,as a Scot,I can say this with pride, not every Scot is ugly.

Hello my little fashionista dumplings (that's you),
How are we all? Staying F A B U LOUS?
Of course we are.


Due to popular demand(one person) I have decided to write today's post on coats* (well that doesn't sound crap) because coats are gr8.

Before I get started can I just say how much I love Superdry's new range as designed by Timothy Everest**.
http://www.superdry.com/mens/jackets/details/38144/town-coat

www.superdry.com/component/virtuemart/details/37069/san-franciscan-jacket

Okay, appraisal for Monsieur Everest over, now to my top 5 coats on the market at the moment. I'm loving big-overcoat-trench coat-tweeds avec plenty of buttons and huge pockets 'and then after the baby's born,they're great for shoplifting melons.'   (If you didn't get that I will cry...it was a Friends quote if you still don't know)


I've made the list of coats I like,and ones you guys will realistically wear.(kmt)
So here they are:

Topman £95 http://www.topman.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?searchTerm=coats&storeId=12555&productId=10809632&urlRequestType=Base&categoryId=&langId=-1&productIdentifier=product&catalogId=33056

H&M £75  http://www.hm.com/gb/product/14831?article=14831-B

River Island £85 http://www.riverisland.com/men/coats--jackets/jackets/Stone-smart-pea-coat-271907

River Island £50

http://www.riverisland.com/men/coats--jackets/jackets/Navy-jersey-and-denim-jacket-270726


River Island £70
http://www.riverisland.com/men/coats--jackets/jackets/Navy-blue-belted-smart-jacket-268120

In fact River Island has loads of really nice ones http://www.riverisland.com/men/coats--jackets
But I would recommend that you actually get the 121 into Enfield and try on the coat rather than buy online, just in case.

Hope this has helped,if you're still in doubt about which coat/jacket to buy, go for tweed. TWEED IS A WAY OF LIFE.

Stay fashionable xo

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*okay so some of them are jackets, so sue me. (please don't)
**cheeky little link here http://www.superdry.com/search/timothy-everest?OVMTC=Exact&site=&creative=33656435150&OVKEY=timothy%20everest%20superdry&url_id=25910009&adpos=1t1&device=c&gclid=CP7TjMLR3LkCFWfMtAod72MA_w

Here's a phrase I never thought I'd say about fashion: Bring back the 90's.
Like many of you creeps(joking I love you creeps),I was at home a lot during the summer holidays,(due to lack of friends) watching the whole of Friends series one on DVD,(courtesy of le charity shop locale.)and I have realised how groovy fashion of the 90's was. Minus les nipples visible of course. (Don't judge me, I know there were some pretty disgraceful trends but trust me, OK?)

This is my little ode to the 90's.

Without further a do I present to you my top 3 trends of the 90's that should be resurrected(in tv show form ofc) :

3)Friends
  
Think denim,mini skirts,over sized shirts and groovy colours.Could the fashion BE any more snazzy? (If you didn't read that in a Chandler voice I am judging you.)
Slightly more conservative than the next trend,but still just as 90's.




2) The Fresh Prince of Bel Air...
Catchy song,with that one line that nobody remembers(but pretend they do),eye wateringly bright jackets,that no-one but Will Smith can pull off, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?!
When attempting this look think BRIGHT,BOLD and BRIGHT, if you're gonna do it,you have to go all out honey. Neons,patterns and layering colours is a great place to start,it's all about standing out.


And the Carlton dance. *








1) Lizzie McGuire (Ok so the first series of this was in 2001,but ITS LIZZIE McGUIRE COME ON)
The Lizzie trend is more about experimenting with your accessories and that's what made it so 90s chic!
Anything crimped,bunched,braided or beaded is perf.
Bandanna's,hats,prints,tie-dye,mesh...(the whole time I'm writing this I'm just like My mind is telling me no but my body my body's telling me yes )

Other ratchet stuff to come out of the 90's:
-converse's
-chokers (love love love love love)
-Oasis,blur,N'sync, destiny's child the list is endless............
-scrunchies(80's and 90's)
-jellies
-lipsmackers
-mood rings
-Sabrina the teenage witch
-The powerpuff girls
-Pokemon
-The macarena
And of course the QUEEN of rachet MISS BRITNEY SPEARS


And that dear children,is why the 90's rocked.





*If the video doesn't work don't cry,this is the first time I've done this,IM TRYING OKAY?!