Monday 26 August 2013

Privet everyone (hello in Russian,I learnt that from a little Russian kid I met on holiday,I named him Kevin)

Today,I HAVE to talk about something before my jugular vein gets going again.I don't even know what they're called but they're those ratchet ass spikes hipsta gals think are cool to attach to the end of their finger nails. Like srsly,why? I understand the appeal of walking around with 10 mini machetes on your hand,but pls look at them. They are so disgustingly cheap looking. If I see them,I feel like walking up to that poor lonely soul who needs someone in their life(be it a man,woman or Jesus,who am I to judge?) and repeatedly jabbing my eyeballs with each individual nail,but I refrain from doing so,why should I have to pay for your mistakes?

FEEL MY PAIN.

Another thing Edward Scissorhands,how is it humanly possible to get anything done (other than chop up root vegetables,or catch small woodland creatures) with them on?? I always get eyelashes in my eye,imagine trying to fish out an eyelash with one of those on,rip eyeball.


So next time you go to the nail salon,or wherever it is that you people go,and you consider getting these SPIKES inserted onto the ends of your fingers,NO,you can have normal shaped nails like the rest of us and not look like demons.:):):):)


*Hopefully that fcghbjkjhgv white box is gone,message,me or comment in the section below,any requests or opinions,stay fashionable,love shakira,be kind to animals,love thy neighbour*






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Saturday 24 August 2013

Hello my pretties,

I'd just like to start this post by saying hello and I hope
 you are all enjoying your holidays,and sorry for not
writing in a while,I was holidaying in Cyprus,the land
 of no internet. (If you can see a big white box here
I'm sorry,it won't go away lol)

Today instead of me sitting here slagging off different
 'styles' I am going to share with all of you,my style
 crush this week.  

The very deserving winner of GIRL IN THE COWBOY
 BOOTS' style crush award goes to
..................................
*drum roll please*
......................................................................
THE BEAUTIFUL
.........................................
JESSIE J!


I mean just look at her...
(And she looks so hot with short hair,just saying)

Since she sacked her stylist she went from OTT to OMG (sorry I had to).


Why did I say that...
That's so cringey.



Can I just point out ahem TROUSER SUIT ahem.Hate to say it,but I told you so.

Jk I love saying it.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about,you should probably click on the link below, before I threaten you with some unfortunate incident including a blender,a spoon and an armadillo. (I like that it sounds good,see how it rolls off the tongue).
http://girlinthecowboyboots.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/happy-st-patricks-day-for-tomorrow.html

So as I am so ridiculously generous, I thought I'd recreate a few of Jessie's looks,so that they are easily achievable for all body shapes and price ranges.

You're welcome minions xo
Image 1 of CROPPED TROUSERS from Zara   Zara£29.99 http://www.zara.com/uk/en/woman/trousers/cropped-trousers-c269187p1374514.html
River Island £45 http://www.riverisland.com/women/shoes--boots/heels/Red-barely-there-stiletto-sandals-641156
 H&M  £14.99 http://www.hm.com/gb/product/15579?article=15579-C#article=15579-C


Crepe Cigarette Trousers £40
 http://www.topshop.com/en/tsuk/product/clothing-427/trousers-447/crepe-cigarette-trousers-2154685?refinements=Colour%7b1%7d~%5byellow%5d&bi=1&ps=20
Photo 2 of Crepe Cigarette Trousers