I thought I'd start today's post with Namaste,before you judge me,wait,the actual definition of Namaste is 'I honour the place in you which the entire universe dwells,the place in you which is of love,truth,light and peace.Together we are one.' I just thought it was really cute,so yeah welcome the new,spiritual me.

Namaste everyone,well most of you.

So,it's getting to that time of year when those long summer days are almost within reach, but just escape our grips,being blocked by one last,tedious hurdle...prom.To most people it's the sweet compensation for the hours upon hours of grinding our heads against cheese graters,whilst rubbing sand paper over our eyes and plucking out each individual eyelash with our bare nails,aka revising.

'But why are you not looking forward to prom, Queen Nadia?' I hear you cry, well my dear minions,instead of me boring you with a list of things I hate about prom (which will just turn into a bitching list,and I'm a changed gal remember,I'm now spiritual and all that jazz) I will give you a list of things NEVER EVER to do/wear/attempt unless you want me to throw something heavy at you(most likely a stapler).

So here I go.
NEVER EVER:

1)Wear a white suit.
If you have a white suit return it immediately,wait scrap that,don't return it,burn it and then throw a brick through the shop window where you bought it.(they should be punished for selling it).

2)Wear a normal bra with a strapless dress.
Seriously girls,this is a huge problem.If you have a strapless dress WEAR A STRAPLESS BRA IT'S NOT THAT HARD. Quote from Ant 'There will be one peasant that won't'.
I will find that peasant, and I will rip those straps off.

3)Wear fake tan.
Please, fake tan is not your friend. It's like that girl,who's nice to your face,and then goes and tells everyone you like her boyfriend,when he quite frankly looks like a toe.

4)Turn up in a flashy car.
This is kind of okay if you're getting dropped off at the venue,but if like my school you have to go to school first,do not ,I repeat DO NOT, get dropped off in your dads's mate's,brother's car. We're all getting the school's crusty old minibus to the venue,this isn't the Oscars.

Last but not least, I do not want to see any

5) PDA's.
Seriously,you might look hot,but come on,there are teachers in there,and it's weird,stop peasants!



Hope everyone has a great time at their proms, if they follow my rules,if not, Gok Wan will smite you with a fat lady at 12 oclock on prom night.

Hello,hey,hi general public of the internet, 

Before you cyber bully me for not writing a post in ages, I would like to say sorry, I promise I will write more often,so put down your pitchforks and stop imagining ways to hurt me,please. 

How have you all coped without me? Don't worry I'm back for good. BTW if you go to my school and ask yourself why you are reading this after how you've seen me dress over the past few weeks,I totally understand, don't worry,but I don't always dress like that. It's just that some of my outfits aren't suitable for school, so please stop judging me. Also MOST of the people in my school  (no offence sg) are in-cable of spelling fashion never mind understanding it. (First sassy comment of the post).

So without further a do I'm going to introduce you to my latest fashion dilemma. Paisley Clothing. 

I,much like many of you,am in two minds about paisley patterns. On one hand,they are tres bohemian chic and very spring/summer now,but on the other they do look like something James May would wear. Which is not a good thing,ever.

 

If you still don't know what I'm on about,you have been living in a cave for the past 2 months with James. 

The only thing girls have to be aware of,is that there is a risk with paisley shirts that you can look like a middle aged gay man,not that there's anything wrong with that,oh wait, yes there is. (Before one of you starts something,there's always one,this is not a homophobic comment nor is it hate towards the homosexual community,it's just that its not every 16 year old girl's dream to look like a man going through a midlife crisis ) *

I'm still a bit torn,as to if I like it or not. This post is dedicated to the FABULOUS ant,hope this lived up to your expectations,if not I don't care you're still 

*(Second sassy comment of the post) 

Comment/tweet/tell/call/email/write to me about any requests,or if you are as lonely as I am and just want a chat. 

(just joking I'm not lonely, I have beautiful friends but I will still speak to you,dw) 

Love you all.

Stay fashionable xo