Hey strangers,(long time no speak I know but my brain is so full with quotes from the crucible and longshore drift ((english and geography don't cha kno')) that I simply haven't had the time, please accept my sincere apology).

It has come to my attention that people are wearing these pink lady style jacket thingy's, I don't even know what to call them. Don't get me wrong I like them ,but by the time I find out their name, every woman,dog and child in the whole of Asia will own one. That's how many people I've seen wearing them. 

I mean,they're quite funky,especially their names (birds embroidered soft bomber and Chinoiserie Dragon bomber) but PEOPLE why oh why oh why are you wearing them with boring outfits? If you're going to be an ancestor of the Pink Ladies,then do it in style.(If you are sitting at home thinking, 'who are these magical pink ladies she speaks of?' You should go and watch Grease right away,and be very,very ashamed of yourself.)  

With these I'd go for some form of tight bottoms but with a FAZZY (mix of fabulous,jazzy and funky...it was either that or JUNKY.Now you see why I went with fazzy.) pattern,mixing and matching your patterns is very catwalk13 s/s. But don't go overboard please. Maybe my next post will be about how to match patterns well. (don't sigh, I'm doing this for you guys,so that my and the general public's ciliary muscles don't explode-physics exam on thursday,if you don't know what your ciliary muscle is you will most likely fail,no offence.) 

Go,revise,watch Grease,be fashionable. 

Oh and check out redbubble,its got great t-shirts that fulfil all my nerdy needs( lotr,hp,every game imaginable,just go okay?) http://www.redbubble.com/?gclid=CNXhlr_vp7cCFZQZtAodOAIADQ

I leave you with this my dear ones,I can't express how I'm feeling through words,so I will let this picture do the talking. 

Merry Tuesday.

BONJOUR MINIONS,

How are all on this fine Monday? Just like to say good-luck to everyone doing their GCSE's/A-levels and whatever else.

Don't forget to share by clicking the google+ button at the top,thanks!

Today I'm going to be telling you a little story about an up and coming jewellery designer named Christiana. BUT before you sue me,saying I'm advertising on my blog (please don't sue me I'm poor) I'M NOT OKAY?! There are just a few things you have to do if you love me and my blog.I'm not going to start this story by telling you how hard her life's been now that her pet chinchilla's died...this isn't the x-factor(miaow,the claws are coming out) but she's just an amazing girl with amazing jewellery.

SO FIRST THING'S FIRST...I have a bit of explaining to do I know...
But I can't be bothered to speak to you so take a look at her collection instead:


 These are just a few pieces of her jazzy collection,if you're interested in buying,or just browsing, go to her website: http://www.christianachristoforou.co.uk/

So what I want you all to do is to VOTE for Christiana by tweeting:
@jewellerylondon my favourite IJL2013 KickStart designer is @ChristianaForou #KickStartVote #IJL2013

or go to the website above to find out other ways to vote.

Follow her https://twitter.com/ChristianaForou and


AND REMEMBER, every time you vote for her, I will not only love you for ever,but tweet me once you're done and I will put your twitter/youtube account whatever in my next blog. (great deal I know,your Queen Nadia is a generous one).


That's all for this week guys.

Study.Rest.Vote.

May the odds be ever in your favour.

Yeah.

Hey minions,

I'm just gonna go and dive right in there with something that's really starting to get a bit, UGGly.(see what I did there? ahhahahhaaha). Okay so BEFORE everyone starts lighting their pitchforks and flame-throwers and points themselves in the direction of southgate, HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE. Yes, I am talking about the trend of UGG's but don't hate me...yet.(Plenty of time for that later,or if you're Ariel Fish,last week).


Right, so it's spring/summer 2013,that means; shorts,neons,wishing you had a friend that had a pool (aka T) ((if you don't understand the previous bracket,it's because you don't have a friend like T mwhahah)).

So why oh WHY am I still seeing girls(and boys) in UGG's????????? I know I've said it a billion times before,but I understand that they are the comfiest shoes known to mankind,but by wearing them in summer,you are literally letting that sheep that gave up his lovely afro,drown in your foot sweat. That is no way to thank Monsieur or Mademoiselle Sheep.

Also,you look stupid. Everyone around you knows that your feet are doing the 100m breast stroke in your boots, and trust me,they are just as embarrassed as you are (for you).

So yeah,even though it may not feel like it, it is spring/summer, so STOP wearing UGG's before I head-butt you to Cancun.

(your UGG boot)

SHEEP ARE FRIENDS NOT SHOES! (Lovely finding nemo reference there).

Imagine this sheep's face, every time your feet sweat in your UGG's. You have done this.

Hola everybody, and if you're greek Χριστός Ανέστη!

Today I'm going to talk about midi dresses and the use and abuse of them.

Yes they are muy bien but WHY have I seen girls wearing them during sunlight??????????????? I saw a woman wearing one to tesco's. TESCO'S. There should be a rule; if I see you wearing a midi dress to anywhere other than a party I WILL SMITE YOU. They should be like vampires,you don't see them during the day time,and when you do,at night, they are DANG SPARKLY like eddie cullen.

Like,seriously, it just looks stupid during the day.

Okay,next (onto the next one,on to the next) pet hate is vans. They are actually decent shoes,but now they're just a bit, er plain. BUT do not fear van lovers,NADIA IS HERE, Vans have released some new JAZZY PATTERNED STYLES. If you're gonna wear them,wear the groovy ones.Lookey here for inspiration mi amigos: http://www.office.co.uk/search/keyword-is-vans?gclid=CMD32fLo-rYCFTIQtAodyygAYw/SHOP%20BY-is-new+in


AND FINALLY, please please please please stop with the leopard print. It literally makes my eyes bleed. No worse,it makes my nose bleed,no worse it makes my throat shrink to the size of a large grape so no air can pass through to my lungs and the only noise I can make is an ominous gasping.Oh and my eye twitches like crazy. Unless your name is Tulisa (poor you) and you want me to gasp for air with a twitchy eye,do not I REPEAT DO NOT GO NEAR IT. YOU LOOK LIKE A CRAZY CAT LADY WITH SASS. (not as great as it sounds).

If you follow my amazingly fabulous steps on how not to be unfashionable(wait did that even make sense? I have no clue) then you will be as amazing as me.Lol jk no-one will be as amazing as me. I'm joking,please don't stop reading my blog. Please. I beg you.




Thank-you to everyone for reading this,without you I am NOTHING. (Okay I am something but I love you all very much). Don't forget to keep checking it out each week,retweet the link/follow this blog/tell your village,anything you want my pretties. Also a shout out to my new Russian readers! Большое вам спасибо за чтение, я тебя люблю все (did that make sense? Blame google translate.)

When I get to 10k views...I will make goats bigger than sloths are on the internet.