It's about 9000 degrees and yet here I am,inside with you guys,but it's fine,I'm happy because we've reached 6k views baby! Thank-you so much to everyone that reads my posts each week and thank-you to those that have done so since the beginning (I love you all). But also thank-you to those that have just started and will read the earlier posts (off  you go). Without you, I would be a sad little girl writing to the internet,oh,wait,with or without you, I'm still a sad little girl writing to the internet...

Anyway,thank-you beautiful people,I love you all.


So today's post is going to be about guys fashion and the trend of rolling up their trouser bottoms. Now there is nothing wrong with showing a cheeky bit of ankle,it's when the whole knee is on show that I feel my soul evaporate.

In this case,less is more,we do not want to see your whole leg and the inside of your thigh from your rolled up trousers,what's the point in wearing trousers if you're going to roll them into hot pants??????(fyi only Kylie can wear hot pants,Minogue not Kardash).

ALSO,what is this sudden obsession with naked ankles? I'd like to say I get the look you're going for,but I don't .                       . 
This is not the whatever(th) century (I was going to google which century but 'ain't nobody got time',gahh I'm so white) men do not quiver in their boots when they spot a wild ankle,so stop showing them.
Unless you have the ankles of a God.
In which case,carry on oh holy ankles.



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Sheepism

Bonjour beautiful people,

How are we all? Staying SASSY?

As some(none)of you know,I had my school's prom a few days ago,so today's post is going to be about my all da crap that went down along with the arrival of my dress,woo.

Before I show you my dress,I have to say it was quite controversial,(like Kim Kardash being allowed to have a baby).I did have loads of AMAZING people telling me how much they loved it,but what surprised me was not how many girls judged the dress,but how many boys judged it. So without further ado here is the infamous dress.

Just incase you can't tell from the picture(do you like my picture cropping skills lol) it is a turquoise kimono,with red and gold dragons on it.*
To see more of my dress and other prom pictures you can follow my personal instagram: nadiademos


After listening to some of the negative comments from some people(slugs), I have come to the conclusion that I seriously don't care what anyone else thinks. If your style isn't controversial,you're doing it wrong.Sorry.(I'm not sorry)

So instead of me responding to you narrow-minded little cockroaches(too fabulous for you) I'd just like to say,I thought the dress was beautiful,and I stood out,which is more than can be said for you.




Okay,now time for the less serious,bitchy moi.

Wait...

There isn't a less bitchy moi.

All I want to say is:

YOU'RE TACKY AND I HATE YOU.


Even though at the time I was a little,disheartened shall we say,(I was going to stab you with my unusually spiky thumbnail) I now realise that once again,I must be doing something right if people I don't even know are talking about me and my fashion choices.


*I'd just like to add,part of the reason I wore a kimono was because people call me chinese because of my ALMOND SHAPED EYES,so I thought I'd say,I wore the dress to show that I am Chinese and I embrace it.All of you sheep should learn to embrace sheepism.(you know,cos sheep are followers,ooooh burn) For example if you're ginger,you should go and invest in a kilt asap(there is no racism intended here, I am half Scottish don't ya know).

My face atm as you read this 

I thought I'd start today's post with Namaste,before you judge me,wait,the actual definition of Namaste is 'I honour the place in you which the entire universe dwells,the place in you which is of love,truth,light and peace.Together we are one.' I just thought it was really cute,so yeah welcome the new,spiritual me.

Namaste everyone,well most of you.

So,it's getting to that time of year when those long summer days are almost within reach, but just escape our grips,being blocked by one last,tedious hurdle...prom.To most people it's the sweet compensation for the hours upon hours of grinding our heads against cheese graters,whilst rubbing sand paper over our eyes and plucking out each individual eyelash with our bare nails,aka revising.

'But why are you not looking forward to prom, Queen Nadia?' I hear you cry, well my dear minions,instead of me boring you with a list of things I hate about prom (which will just turn into a bitching list,and I'm a changed gal remember,I'm now spiritual and all that jazz) I will give you a list of things NEVER EVER to do/wear/attempt unless you want me to throw something heavy at you(most likely a stapler).

So here I go.
NEVER EVER:

1)Wear a white suit.
If you have a white suit return it immediately,wait scrap that,don't return it,burn it and then throw a brick through the shop window where you bought it.(they should be punished for selling it).

2)Wear a normal bra with a strapless dress.
Seriously girls,this is a huge problem.If you have a strapless dress WEAR A STRAPLESS BRA IT'S NOT THAT HARD. Quote from Ant 'There will be one peasant that won't'.
I will find that peasant, and I will rip those straps off.

3)Wear fake tan.
Please, fake tan is not your friend. It's like that girl,who's nice to your face,and then goes and tells everyone you like her boyfriend,when he quite frankly looks like a toe.

4)Turn up in a flashy car.
This is kind of okay if you're getting dropped off at the venue,but if like my school you have to go to school first,do not ,I repeat DO NOT, get dropped off in your dads's mate's,brother's car. We're all getting the school's crusty old minibus to the venue,this isn't the Oscars.

Last but not least, I do not want to see any

5) PDA's.
Seriously,you might look hot,but come on,there are teachers in there,and it's weird,stop peasants!



Hope everyone has a great time at their proms, if they follow my rules,if not, Gok Wan will smite you with a fat lady at 12 oclock on prom night.

Hello,hey,hi general public of the internet, 

Before you cyber bully me for not writing a post in ages, I would like to say sorry, I promise I will write more often,so put down your pitchforks and stop imagining ways to hurt me,please. 

How have you all coped without me? Don't worry I'm back for good. BTW if you go to my school and ask yourself why you are reading this after how you've seen me dress over the past few weeks,I totally understand, don't worry,but I don't always dress like that. It's just that some of my outfits aren't suitable for school, so please stop judging me. Also MOST of the people in my school  (no offence sg) are in-cable of spelling fashion never mind understanding it. (First sassy comment of the post).

So without further a do I'm going to introduce you to my latest fashion dilemma. Paisley Clothing. 

I,much like many of you,am in two minds about paisley patterns. On one hand,they are tres bohemian chic and very spring/summer now,but on the other they do look like something James May would wear. Which is not a good thing,ever.

 

If you still don't know what I'm on about,you have been living in a cave for the past 2 months with James. 

The only thing girls have to be aware of,is that there is a risk with paisley shirts that you can look like a middle aged gay man,not that there's anything wrong with that,oh wait, yes there is. (Before one of you starts something,there's always one,this is not a homophobic comment nor is it hate towards the homosexual community,it's just that its not every 16 year old girl's dream to look like a man going through a midlife crisis ) *

I'm still a bit torn,as to if I like it or not. This post is dedicated to the FABULOUS ant,hope this lived up to your expectations,if not I don't care you're still 

*(Second sassy comment of the post) 

Comment/tweet/tell/call/email/write to me about any requests,or if you are as lonely as I am and just want a chat. 

(just joking I'm not lonely, I have beautiful friends but I will still speak to you,dw) 

Love you all.

Stay fashionable xo 

Hey strangers,(long time no speak I know but my brain is so full with quotes from the crucible and longshore drift ((english and geography don't cha kno')) that I simply haven't had the time, please accept my sincere apology).

It has come to my attention that people are wearing these pink lady style jacket thingy's, I don't even know what to call them. Don't get me wrong I like them ,but by the time I find out their name, every woman,dog and child in the whole of Asia will own one. That's how many people I've seen wearing them. 

I mean,they're quite funky,especially their names (birds embroidered soft bomber and Chinoiserie Dragon bomber) but PEOPLE why oh why oh why are you wearing them with boring outfits? If you're going to be an ancestor of the Pink Ladies,then do it in style.(If you are sitting at home thinking, 'who are these magical pink ladies she speaks of?' You should go and watch Grease right away,and be very,very ashamed of yourself.)  

With these I'd go for some form of tight bottoms but with a FAZZY (mix of fabulous,jazzy and funky...it was either that or JUNKY.Now you see why I went with fazzy.) pattern,mixing and matching your patterns is very catwalk13 s/s. But don't go overboard please. Maybe my next post will be about how to match patterns well. (don't sigh, I'm doing this for you guys,so that my and the general public's ciliary muscles don't explode-physics exam on thursday,if you don't know what your ciliary muscle is you will most likely fail,no offence.) 

Go,revise,watch Grease,be fashionable. 

Oh and check out redbubble,its got great t-shirts that fulfil all my nerdy needs( lotr,hp,every game imaginable,just go okay?) http://www.redbubble.com/?gclid=CNXhlr_vp7cCFZQZtAodOAIADQ

I leave you with this my dear ones,I can't express how I'm feeling through words,so I will let this picture do the talking. 

Merry Tuesday.

BONJOUR MINIONS,

How are all on this fine Monday? Just like to say good-luck to everyone doing their GCSE's/A-levels and whatever else.

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Today I'm going to be telling you a little story about an up and coming jewellery designer named Christiana. BUT before you sue me,saying I'm advertising on my blog (please don't sue me I'm poor) I'M NOT OKAY?! There are just a few things you have to do if you love me and my blog.I'm not going to start this story by telling you how hard her life's been now that her pet chinchilla's died...this isn't the x-factor(miaow,the claws are coming out) but she's just an amazing girl with amazing jewellery.

SO FIRST THING'S FIRST...I have a bit of explaining to do I know...
But I can't be bothered to speak to you so take a look at her collection instead:


 These are just a few pieces of her jazzy collection,if you're interested in buying,or just browsing, go to her website: http://www.christianachristoforou.co.uk/

So what I want you all to do is to VOTE for Christiana by tweeting:
@jewellerylondon my favourite IJL2013 KickStart designer is @ChristianaForou #KickStartVote #IJL2013

or go to the website above to find out other ways to vote.

Follow her https://twitter.com/ChristianaForou and


AND REMEMBER, every time you vote for her, I will not only love you for ever,but tweet me once you're done and I will put your twitter/youtube account whatever in my next blog. (great deal I know,your Queen Nadia is a generous one).


That's all for this week guys.

Study.Rest.Vote.

May the odds be ever in your favour.

Yeah.

Hey minions,

I'm just gonna go and dive right in there with something that's really starting to get a bit, UGGly.(see what I did there? ahhahahhaaha). Okay so BEFORE everyone starts lighting their pitchforks and flame-throwers and points themselves in the direction of southgate, HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE. Yes, I am talking about the trend of UGG's but don't hate me...yet.(Plenty of time for that later,or if you're Ariel Fish,last week).


Right, so it's spring/summer 2013,that means; shorts,neons,wishing you had a friend that had a pool (aka T) ((if you don't understand the previous bracket,it's because you don't have a friend like T mwhahah)).

So why oh WHY am I still seeing girls(and boys) in UGG's????????? I know I've said it a billion times before,but I understand that they are the comfiest shoes known to mankind,but by wearing them in summer,you are literally letting that sheep that gave up his lovely afro,drown in your foot sweat. That is no way to thank Monsieur or Mademoiselle Sheep.

Also,you look stupid. Everyone around you knows that your feet are doing the 100m breast stroke in your boots, and trust me,they are just as embarrassed as you are (for you).

So yeah,even though it may not feel like it, it is spring/summer, so STOP wearing UGG's before I head-butt you to Cancun.

(your UGG boot)

SHEEP ARE FRIENDS NOT SHOES! (Lovely finding nemo reference there).

Imagine this sheep's face, every time your feet sweat in your UGG's. You have done this.