Hey minions,

I'm just gonna go and dive right in there with something that's really starting to get a bit, UGGly.(see what I did there? ahhahahhaaha). Okay so BEFORE everyone starts lighting their pitchforks and flame-throwers and points themselves in the direction of southgate, HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE. Yes, I am talking about the trend of UGG's but don't hate me...yet.(Plenty of time for that later,or if you're Ariel Fish,last week).


Right, so it's spring/summer 2013,that means; shorts,neons,wishing you had a friend that had a pool (aka T) ((if you don't understand the previous bracket,it's because you don't have a friend like T mwhahah)).

So why oh WHY am I still seeing girls(and boys) in UGG's????????? I know I've said it a billion times before,but I understand that they are the comfiest shoes known to mankind,but by wearing them in summer,you are literally letting that sheep that gave up his lovely afro,drown in your foot sweat. That is no way to thank Monsieur or Mademoiselle Sheep.

Also,you look stupid. Everyone around you knows that your feet are doing the 100m breast stroke in your boots, and trust me,they are just as embarrassed as you are (for you).

So yeah,even though it may not feel like it, it is spring/summer, so STOP wearing UGG's before I head-butt you to Cancun.

(your UGG boot)

SHEEP ARE FRIENDS NOT SHOES! (Lovely finding nemo reference there).

Imagine this sheep's face, every time your feet sweat in your UGG's. You have done this.