Hey strangers,(long time no speak I know but my brain is so full with quotes from the crucible and longshore drift ((english and geography don't cha kno')) that I simply haven't had the time, please accept my sincere apology).

It has come to my attention that people are wearing these pink lady style jacket thingy's, I don't even know what to call them. Don't get me wrong I like them ,but by the time I find out their name, every woman,dog and child in the whole of Asia will own one. That's how many people I've seen wearing them. 

I mean,they're quite funky,especially their names (birds embroidered soft bomber and Chinoiserie Dragon bomber) but PEOPLE why oh why oh why are you wearing them with boring outfits? If you're going to be an ancestor of the Pink Ladies,then do it in style.(If you are sitting at home thinking, 'who are these magical pink ladies she speaks of?' You should go and watch Grease right away,and be very,very ashamed of yourself.)  

With these I'd go for some form of tight bottoms but with a FAZZY (mix of fabulous,jazzy and funky...it was either that or JUNKY.Now you see why I went with fazzy.) pattern,mixing and matching your patterns is very catwalk13 s/s. But don't go overboard please. Maybe my next post will be about how to match patterns well. (don't sigh, I'm doing this for you guys,so that my and the general public's ciliary muscles don't explode-physics exam on thursday,if you don't know what your ciliary muscle is you will most likely fail,no offence.) 

Go,revise,watch Grease,be fashionable. 

Oh and check out redbubble,its got great t-shirts that fulfil all my nerdy needs( lotr,hp,every game imaginable,just go okay?) http://www.redbubble.com/?gclid=CNXhlr_vp7cCFZQZtAodOAIADQ

I leave you with this my dear ones,I can't express how I'm feeling through words,so I will let this picture do the talking. 

Merry Tuesday.

BONJOUR MINIONS,

How are all on this fine Monday? Just like to say good-luck to everyone doing their GCSE's/A-levels and whatever else.

Don't forget to share by clicking the google+ button at the top,thanks!

Today I'm going to be telling you a little story about an up and coming jewellery designer named Christiana. BUT before you sue me,saying I'm advertising on my blog (please don't sue me I'm poor) I'M NOT OKAY?! There are just a few things you have to do if you love me and my blog.I'm not going to start this story by telling you how hard her life's been now that her pet chinchilla's died...this isn't the x-factor(miaow,the claws are coming out) but she's just an amazing girl with amazing jewellery.

SO FIRST THING'S FIRST...I have a bit of explaining to do I know...
But I can't be bothered to speak to you so take a look at her collection instead:


 These are just a few pieces of her jazzy collection,if you're interested in buying,or just browsing, go to her website: http://www.christianachristoforou.co.uk/

So what I want you all to do is to VOTE for Christiana by tweeting:
@jewellerylondon my favourite IJL2013 KickStart designer is @ChristianaForou #KickStartVote #IJL2013

or go to the website above to find out other ways to vote.

Follow her https://twitter.com/ChristianaForou and


AND REMEMBER, every time you vote for her, I will not only love you for ever,but tweet me once you're done and I will put your twitter/youtube account whatever in my next blog. (great deal I know,your Queen Nadia is a generous one).


That's all for this week guys.

Study.Rest.Vote.

May the odds be ever in your favour.

Yeah.

Hey minions,

I'm just gonna go and dive right in there with something that's really starting to get a bit, UGGly.(see what I did there? ahhahahhaaha). Okay so BEFORE everyone starts lighting their pitchforks and flame-throwers and points themselves in the direction of southgate, HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE. Yes, I am talking about the trend of UGG's but don't hate me...yet.(Plenty of time for that later,or if you're Ariel Fish,last week).


Right, so it's spring/summer 2013,that means; shorts,neons,wishing you had a friend that had a pool (aka T) ((if you don't understand the previous bracket,it's because you don't have a friend like T mwhahah)).

So why oh WHY am I still seeing girls(and boys) in UGG's????????? I know I've said it a billion times before,but I understand that they are the comfiest shoes known to mankind,but by wearing them in summer,you are literally letting that sheep that gave up his lovely afro,drown in your foot sweat. That is no way to thank Monsieur or Mademoiselle Sheep.

Also,you look stupid. Everyone around you knows that your feet are doing the 100m breast stroke in your boots, and trust me,they are just as embarrassed as you are (for you).

So yeah,even though it may not feel like it, it is spring/summer, so STOP wearing UGG's before I head-butt you to Cancun.

(your UGG boot)

SHEEP ARE FRIENDS NOT SHOES! (Lovely finding nemo reference there).

Imagine this sheep's face, every time your feet sweat in your UGG's. You have done this.

Hola everybody, and if you're greek Χριστός Ανέστη!

Today I'm going to talk about midi dresses and the use and abuse of them.

Yes they are muy bien but WHY have I seen girls wearing them during sunlight??????????????? I saw a woman wearing one to tesco's. TESCO'S. There should be a rule; if I see you wearing a midi dress to anywhere other than a party I WILL SMITE YOU. They should be like vampires,you don't see them during the day time,and when you do,at night, they are DANG SPARKLY like eddie cullen.

Like,seriously, it just looks stupid during the day.

Okay,next (onto the next one,on to the next) pet hate is vans. They are actually decent shoes,but now they're just a bit, er plain. BUT do not fear van lovers,NADIA IS HERE, Vans have released some new JAZZY PATTERNED STYLES. If you're gonna wear them,wear the groovy ones.Lookey here for inspiration mi amigos: http://www.office.co.uk/search/keyword-is-vans?gclid=CMD32fLo-rYCFTIQtAodyygAYw/SHOP%20BY-is-new+in


AND FINALLY, please please please please stop with the leopard print. It literally makes my eyes bleed. No worse,it makes my nose bleed,no worse it makes my throat shrink to the size of a large grape so no air can pass through to my lungs and the only noise I can make is an ominous gasping.Oh and my eye twitches like crazy. Unless your name is Tulisa (poor you) and you want me to gasp for air with a twitchy eye,do not I REPEAT DO NOT GO NEAR IT. YOU LOOK LIKE A CRAZY CAT LADY WITH SASS. (not as great as it sounds).

If you follow my amazingly fabulous steps on how not to be unfashionable(wait did that even make sense? I have no clue) then you will be as amazing as me.Lol jk no-one will be as amazing as me. I'm joking,please don't stop reading my blog. Please. I beg you.




Thank-you to everyone for reading this,without you I am NOTHING. (Okay I am something but I love you all very much). Don't forget to keep checking it out each week,retweet the link/follow this blog/tell your village,anything you want my pretties. Also a shout out to my new Russian readers! Большое вам спасибо за чтение, я тебя люблю все (did that make sense? Blame google translate.)

When I get to 10k views...I will make goats bigger than sloths are on the internet.

Hola everybody,

Today's post is an appreciation post for all of those fashionable people in sixth form all over the world,because when that's me, I am not going to look as stylish as you,dang, AIN'T NO BODY GOT TIME FO DAT. When I roll out of bed in the morning, I literally roll,and I'm not conscious of the world around me till at least break.

So well done,to the people that get up in the morning before school and pick their outfit or prepare their outfit the night before.
Well done to the people that actually look nice in my school and have obviously made an effort.(Any people from my school reading this: do I mean you??? You will never know......unless you ask me......don't ask me you scare me).
Well done to the people that I see in the hall and like what you're wearing,I have respect for you.

Because I know that I will not look even remotely presentable. Uniform is actually a blessing in disguise. It means that I don't have to stress the morning(aka night before aka the week before) about what I'm going to wear. If I wanted to look decent over the next 2 years I would probably start making a timetable of what outfits I wear on which days.(On Wednesday's we wear pink). It's funny, my friends compare me to Monica Geller,but I don't see it...

Creating a fashion blog probably wasn't the best idea because now people are going to judge my outfits lol oh well.

And to the people that don't make an effort,I feel your pain bruh.

Because who has the time or effort to look fashionable all the time?



Lol jk I do, I wore heels to the park once,but that's another story my friends.



Btw, to Ariel Fish/Erick Fish/ Fish in boots:
 Where my Chanel at?

Howdy minions, (that's what you are,my minions)

As requested by all you lovely people, today's post is another men's fashion post. This look is my favourite look of the day,there's something about it that screams 'London Town' to me...

Now before any of you click onto next blog or twitter or whatever else it is you do,don't ,I know many of you male readers won't be brave enough to try this style, so I've put together my own version of this look that's a bit more,er.conservative. If you ARE brave enough however (you go glen coco) then all of the items in the picture are on the asos website: http://fashionfinder.asos.com/mens-looks/most-popular?td=7 

Okay so I'll admit I'm not too fond of the b r i g h t red socks, but HEY, maybe some people like socks brighter than the sun that burn your eyes more than baked beans the second after you take them out of the microwave(trust me I know from personal experience, IT BURNS) but who are we to judge? (IF you've been keeping up to date with my other posts you will know that we NO LONGER judge people for what they are wearing...If you haven't been keeping up with my post's,then you are a terrible,terrible person).

All I'm trying to say is that the more you experiment with your looks the more I will like you.(that's not to say walk around palmers green in anything Paul's boutique...PAUL'S BOUTIQUE IS NEVER ACCEPTABLE-xou before you stab me I'm talking about Paul's boutique tracksuits). 

http://www.riverisland.com/men/trousers/chinos/Light-brown-turn-up-slim-chinos-266150 (chinos) 

http://www.topman.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33056&storeId=12555&productId=9871282&langId=-1&categoryId=&searchTerm=jumper&pageSize=20 (jumper) 

http://www.topman.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay? beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33056&storeId=12555&productId=8742074&langId=-1&categoryId=&searchTerm=white%20shirt%20&pageSize=20 (shirt) 

http://www.riverisland.com/men/accessories/ties/Bright-red-tie--268365 (tie) 

http://www.topman.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay? beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33056&storeId=12555&productId=6362842&langId=-1&categoryId=&searchTerm=blue%20coat&pageSize=200 (coat) 

Right so this week as some of you know, someone made a fake blog basically taking the mick out of my blog and it got me thinking,either someone must hate me aaaaaaaaaa lot OR someone is incredibly jealous of me (I'm going to go for the latter). So all I would like to say to that person as they read this is thank-you for going to all of the trouble of making your blog look and sound exactly like mine,if I could give you a gold star for effort I would. Also if you don't like my blog don't read it. :)   (I tried to find a picture on google of something to say to my mysterious blogger friend,but this was all that came up...what I have to say is along the same lines as the second one. DAMMIT GOOGLE MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A CHAV! )



If I've learnt anything from it,I think it is that in life,someone out there is always going to find a reason to hate you,no matter how amazing you are (I'm pretty amazing) and it's the same with your fashion choices. No matter how much you love an outfit,someone out there is always going to find something to pick at, no matter how great you look. So what do you do? You wear it more. Just to annoy them (cue evil laugh). So that is what I plan on doing with my blog,writing just as much as ever, just to show that 'foul,loathsome little cockroach' (to quote Hermione) that I am better than them and just to annoy them HAHA.


So all I'm trying to say is this,don't be afraid to wear what you want and stand out, because the people that will judge you,are those that are too afraid to do what you're doing.

People will stare,make it worth their while...or show them your Jenna Marble's face.




If you feel like you are getting cyber bullied or anything similar has happened to you,why not talk to my friend,she's here to help. https://twitter.com/BornToGiveHelp


Thank-you to everyone that has given me such positive feedback and support over the last few days,you're all amazing. I'm sorry this hasn't really been about fashion but it had to be said. A big fat fashiony post next time I pinky promise.