Friday, 10 January 2014

the greatest inventions of 2013

Even though 2013 seems so far away (blurred lines came out about 46 weeks ago which is about 322 days...) as a little farewell to the year of the wrecking ball, the harlem shake and the birth of vine,I thought I would countdown some of the greatest inventions of 2013.

Here goes:

(Starting with 7 because new year new me, gotta be hipster.)
7)THE TANGLER TEASER-
Okay, yes this isn't strictly speaking fashion (if you want to get all technical) but if you have curly hair like me, you will truly understand the tears of joy I wept when I got my hands on one for the first time. If I were allowed to on the internet I would say they are the Jesus of hair brushes (but um I don't think I am). They are truly a christmas miracle.

6)THE RISE OF THE ONESIE-
Who doesn't want to feel like a baby again? Like a blanket and an outfit beautifully combined. Could be improved by adding a cup-holder and maybe heaters in the feet? (watch this space.)

5)MOUSTACHES-
I don't care what anyone says, moustaches are so cool. If I could, I would grow one so that I could twirl it in my fingers when I was thinking, with a whimsical look upon my face, and perhaps a pipe in my mouth. Probably should have been left off of every possible item of clothing imaginable, no more moustache t-shirts or rings please. Unless they're really jazzy. In that case, more I say! MORE!

4)THE REINCARNATION OF MILEY CYRUS
The all twerking,all licking all round sassy diva of 2013. This was truly her year and boy did she make an entrance (and a bit of a mess with that wrecking ball...). If that was just her entrance, I can't wait to see what else she has to shock us with. You go gurl.

3)FRILLY SOCKS-
So cute and chic. Can be added to any outfit be it girly or grunge and so handy in every colour. Good job Topshop. I bow down before you.

2)THICK EYEBROWS-
Inspired by Cara, thick, dark eyebrows were a great trend for those of us with darker hair, saving many lots of money on getting them threaded. (good all round). They look great for all hair and skin colours, and so, in my opinion an all round winner.

1)FUR COATS-
Obviously FAUX fur, so Chelsea girl chic, or the rich girl look, and so squishy and warm. A coat which is both squishy and fabulous, what more could you want?


Not forgetting the other great inventions of 2013:
-the royal baby
-Finding out what the fox says, thanks Ylvis.
-A guy named Smaug
-The 'AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT' meme, hehe.

And of course, the birth of a hilariously gripping yet entertaining, literary masterpiece that is this blog.
Thank-you to all of my wonderful readers for all the support.
I love you all.
Stay fabulous xo


 Happy new year!

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