I hope you are all ready, because on the 7th of February it is 'Girl In The Cowboy Boots' first birthday! Isn't this exciting?!
So, to celebrate I have many surprises in-store for you dear readers, so keep reading from now till the 7th of February for them all!
I think today though, we should have a moment of silence for all of my old posts. Do you ever get that, when you look at an old picture of yourself and vomit a bit at what you were wearing? Or look through your old facebook statuses and think 'Oh God why'?
Yes well I do too about old blog posts.
So sit back and relax as I take you on a wonderfully cringey journey through the ages of Girl In The Cowboy Boots.
Don't judge me, please.
And we start at the 5th cringiest thing I've ever written:
5) 'To creep or not to creep,that is the question. But no I'm not talking about Lonely Island's popular youtube video(check it out-its fab) '
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Why did I think it was okay to say this?
Billy Shakespeare, if you're reading this from beyond the grave, I'm sorry.
4)Okay,so I'm trying to glamorise a charity shop-but before you click away to google lolcats WAIT! STOP! Delete the L and the O and the L and the cats now.
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Stop trying to be funny you toe-nail.
3)Posting our Harlem Shake was also pretty cringey...
why God oh why did we make one...
2)Look at these bad boys,teamed with white ankle socks and some denim somewhere they will look CHEETAH-TASTIC
Yep I said 'Cheetah-tastic'
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1)even though they (CROCS) look like a cross between a crayon and some kind of plastic kitchen utensil,they are and I repeat they are the most comfortable shoes known to mankind,probably beating UGG's and slippers made from candy floss.(Judging myself)
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Oh but don't worry dear readers, I have many more cringey moments. In fact, my whole life is one big fat cringey moment.Feel free to browse through 'Girl In The Cowboy Boots- the early years' and shed a tear with me, for me, at me.
Don't worry, I do it all the time.
Here we have some of my many words of wisdom:
If you're going to be an ancestor of the Pink Ladies,then do it in style.- keep reading
Thank-you to all of my wonderful readers who don't judge me, and continue to read my posts even when they make you a little bit sick. I love you all.
Remember, keep reading from now till the 7th of Feb to see the other surprises I have in-store for you!
Stay fabulous xo
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