Bonjour mon petite cyber croissants,

Okay,today I have to rant about something that really gets to me, before I start can I just say I am all for having your own individual style and being free to call it your own style and what not but DON'T CALL YOURSELF FASHIONABLE IF YOU WEAR JORDANS. Please.

THEY ARE POSSIBLY THE FUGLIEST (yes I said fugly) MONSTROSITIES I HAVE EVER WITNESSED IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE 16 YEARS OF EXISTENCE(and I've been to Scotland, there are lots of ugly people there, joking I love you Scotland*)


They look bad enough on boys,but on girls...tres merde.
 I really need to calm down, I'm getting angry thinking about them.



Sorry, what shape is that exactly? It looks like it was made for a frog's foot.




The more pictures I look at the more I want to hurt someone.

I can't
I just can't
even
finish
my sentence.

They make me WANT those ratchet ass spike nails, I spent so long hating, so that I can scratch my eyes out. ( here's the link to the spike nails post http://girlinthecowboyboots.blogspot.co.uk/2013_08_01_archive.html )


I thought I was gonna black out for a few seconds there.
Then I saw these:


Girl in the cowboy boots will stop writing on her blog as she is currently in hospital, recovering from a small internal explosion in the nether regions of her islets of Langerhans. (not going to lie to you, I asked my mum for a funny sounding part of the body she said that, I don't even know where it is.)







*I am only joking,as a Scot,I can say this with pride, not every Scot is ugly.